ORROT » elephants http://www.orrot.org Excavating the Future Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:40:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Animal Sentience Passed Over for the NEXT BIG THING– http://www.orrot.org/2009/04/20/animal-sentience-passed-ove/ http://www.orrot.org/2009/04/20/animal-sentience-passed-ove/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:32:20 +0000 kaolin http://www.orrot.org/?p=241 “]CC-BY-NC-ND by Chaval Brasil

[Image CC-BY-NC-ND by Chaval Brasil

The milk leapt
and opened
for the peanut
juice (essence)
and snorted
in–deep.

It worked (for).

Sorry Rover, sorry Mittens, it’s time to admit it–animal sentience is passe. Scientists are now working on fulfilling the ancient promise of sentience for all things. Above is a shot of the first naturally born Milkephant(TM). It was bred from a new experimental cow milk and the standard gene vectors. The new growth hormone of the 2200′s–grow your brain! Grow your fern’s brain! Grow your food’s brain!

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