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Category Archives: research and development

Missing Person Found on USB Flashdrive…

Or at least that’s what the headline will read if they ever find me.
Did you know that all of the information stored in the human brain, if compressed properly, can fit on a pocketdrive? I didn’t. With the advent of holographic memory, the amount of crap you could fit on something the size of one [...]

Haiku Flowers

Research is ongoing to determine whether these are the work of an avant-garde biochemist, or simply proof of Nature’s simplicity and beauty.

Animal Sentience Passed Over for the NEXT BIG THING–

The milk leapt
and opened
for the peanut
juice (essence)
and snorted
in–deep.

It worked (for).

Echo: The NumeNaut’s New Zoo

Five fine specimens, as described below

Echo: White Gold, Black Gold, Red Gold

Steven blessed the all-powerful Escherichia coli. “My salvation,” he purred, stroking the thick white coat growing from his left arm. “From such humble beginnings,” he coughed to himself. “With a few missteps, of course.”

Echo: Powerball and Chain

 
John leaned against the cold vinyl drapes as the images flickered across his vision.  The scar running up the side of his head itched–five years and he still had to remind himself not to touch it when it itched.  Touching was tampering, and that led to pain–images of hellfire and brimstone, discordant noise, the smell [...]

It Goes to Eleven

Glenn Jensen in Kneeland, CA has put together a clever app consisting of a camera, a display, some sweet photo-interpolation software and a big-ass knob. At setup time, you feed in dated photos of yourself at all ages—from baby photos on up. At runtime, it’s an adjustable mirror: Crank the knob all the [...]