Without any fanfare that I can find, Hallmark Gold Crown Stores have added a service that scans your retina with a gigapixel scanner, then prints out a hundred postcard-sized photos from earlier in your life, as though the images were actually burned onto your retina and just waiting for magnification to reveal them. Surely this is a hoax, but can thousands of satisfied customers be wrong?

_{Image CC-BY-SA by richardmasoner}

_{Inspected by 9973 and verified false at time of posting.}