Precrime

More news from the world of cortical implants:

The Arkansas Department of Correction has contracted with iLess in Mountain View to equip violent offenders with remote-readable cortical implants. The theory is that corrections officers will be able to monitor parolees’ visual imaginations and intervene ahead of any crimes. But seriously: Have you ever watched the output of one of those things? Try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27182818. See what I mean? They would be better off hiring Madame Libertina and her crystal balls. Listen up, AR. Save it for the Department of Pareidolia. And iLess? You’re dicks. Go back to selling bibles to old ladies.

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