Recombinant Muay Thai

You probably have to be Thai to really understand this one.

I’m told (via Nong) that a big chunk of Muay Thai fans have gone over to a new version of the sport. Fighters all have crude but effective cortical implants (no place like Thailand for implants, after all). Each fight (in the absence of a knockout) goes five rounds. In round one, the fighters have their senses of taste reversed: Fighter A is wired to Fighter B’s tongue and vice-versa. Round two: smell. Round three, touch. Round four, hearing. Round five, sight. Damn, right?

Edited to add: The ever-vigilant Yaar! points out that the porn-merchants got there first, as in the lucha-themed ¿Quién chinga quién?

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