Rallentando / Accelerando

Holy crap! Orrot reader fooyung points out that those same two Sandoz chemists also discovered another pair of psychoactive bookends, bradysine and tachysine. (I wish I were making this up.) It’s killing me that MillerCoors isn’t bringing THEM out as drinks. Can you imagine? You think to yourself, “This evening is dragging,” so you just, “Barkeep, pull me a pint of speedthefuckup.” Or, conversely, you think to yourself, “I wish this evening would never end,” so you just grab a big ol’ shot of slowthefuckdown. (MillerCoors wouldn’t really name them that, but I bet they wouldn’t name them anything better either.)

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