Chinese Gay Scouts Build Space Ladder

Ever since last April’s successful orbiting of geosynchronous satellite Bite Me, Homophobic Comrade, the satellite has been slowly spinning a single filament of carbon nanosilk. Now that the filament has neared ground level, the scouts have begun using it as the core of a ladder that will eventually climb all the way back up to the satellite. “Mount Everest, Bah!” says Chen Wenming. “Grab your pressure suit and get climbing!”

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